2004-09-08T23:00:00.000-07:00

Carlos: “So he wants your balls on his face?
Nicky: “No. Not really. Maybe on his leg, or torso.”
10-21-06

“Ah herpes, we’ve had some good times together.”
-Dave
5-22-06

“Thanks for letting me be your little bitch.”
-Hot Amy
5-19-06

“I like to whip it out in the middle of something serious, like with the bursar.”
-Gizelle
5-10-06

“I came up with a superhero origin story for my ugliness. I was bitten in the face by a radioactive ugly guy, and that’s how I became ugly.”
-Carlos
5-7-06

Carlos: “It was foretold in the Christian bible that my penis would bring about the end of days.”
James: “That would be a great pick up line.”
5-7-06

“I carry binoculars at all times on the off chance that someone will be naked hang gliding.”
-James
4-30-06

"I'm as sober as a goose."
-Dan while drunk.
4-23-06

“Do you think it’s ethical to beat puppies with my penis?”
-David

“You can just touch yourself and pretend you’re a very flat chested girl.”
-Nicky
4-16-06

“Gizelle, you can wrangle my dingo any time.”
-Carlos
4-14-06

“I’m gay for Jesus.”
-David
4-13-06

I'm hot. Can you touch me? Touch me Carlos.
-Hot Amy
4-7-06

I don’t want poop on my back. I don’t want vagina on my back either.
4-1-06
-Nicky

Carlos: “My hands smell like your spoo (lotion).”
Nicky: “So quit jerking me off.”
3-23-06

“Hey Los, I love cock.”
-Dan
3-16-06

“I shave other guys’ pubes.”
-Will
3-16-06

Carlos: “Did you just picture me naked?”
Hot Amy: “No. I’m trying to keep my lunch down.”

Carlos: “Hey Amy, this book is about you.”
Hot Amy: “Yeah? What’s it called? ‘Being hot’?
3-9-06

“Video games saved my life. I used to be addicted to drugs. I was also a legomaniac.”
-David
1-21-06

“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because I’m horribly disfigured, and possibly homosexual.”
-David
1-20-06

“Would you eat your son to prevent him from being anally penetrated? It’s a serious question.”
-David
1-20-06

“Did you smell your peepee? Because I’ll do it for you.”
-Will to Dan
1-19-06

“I feel like using a fork to eat a vagina is counterintuitive.”
-Dan
1-19-06

“My inner child died yesterday. It was killed by my inner step father.”
-David

“I beat poets with math books.”
-David

"Physics is going to kick me in the balls and then run away like a pussy."
-Nicky
11-28-2005

Aikidoka583: been with too many boys?
JudoChop85: i love them
JudoChop85: but i lvoe boabe
JudoChop85: baer
JudoChop85: babe
JudoChop85: more tahn obys
JudoChop85: boys
JudoChop85: FIC
JudoChop85: CFK
JudoChop85: FUCK
JudoChop85: JUST LET MEA SLEEP
11-26-05

"On the phone, Carlos is almost hot."
-Nicky
11-17-05

Carlos: "Can you get on that please?"
Nicky: "Can you get on me please?"
11-17-05

"If I want to do Carlos in the ass I'm going to have to come up with a better line."
-Nicky
11-17-05

"Testicles on my chest. I like it."
-David
11-17-05

David: "Hey Carlos."
Carlos: "What do you want?"
David: "I masturbate to your picture."
11-15-05

"Do you think we could laminate my anus so that I never have to wipe anymore..or maybe just tefflon it?"
-Jesse
11-13-05

"I would chisel your sombrero into an unrecognizable mass of tacos."
-Dan
11-13-05

"I give you a perfect 10, for perfect form, and for sexiness."
-David to Carlos
11-13-05

"Do you think if I ate her poop, my poop would smell worse?"
-Dan
11-13-05

"I love pubes on my books."
-Dan
11-13-05

"Since my testes dropped, I could no longer tolerate pussy milk."
-David in reference to skim milk.
11-11-05

"Last night I was trying to sleep but I kept waking myself up with my own farts."
-Dan
11-10-05

Dan: "Have you been near Baker hall recently?"
Carlos: "Why? Did somebody steal something? Did somebody garden something? Was there a trail of sombreros and tacos?"

"I want to get a tube and put it in my butt and then every time I fart I could hose people down with flames."
-Dan
11-8-05

"If I didn't have babe, you would have to sew your butthole shut to keep me out of there."
-Will to Carlos
11-5-05

"Your face is ghastlier than a thousand gouls."
-David to Carlos
11-5-05

Hot Amy: "You going out 'los?"
Carlos: "No. Ugly people can't go out. We aren't allowed. We have a curfew."
11-5-05

"I would do anything not to have a penis in my mouth."
-Will
11-5-05

David: "He's fuck-a-man drunk."
James: "I'm only .7 fuck-a-man drunk."
11-4-05

"Your life is just one huge complaint."
-Hot Amy to Carlos
11-2-05

"It is so convinient to just shit your bed."
-Dan
10-31-05

"Apple cobbler is such a slut."
-James
10-29-05

"Is that my phone ringing? Oh no, that's just my penis vibrating."
-Jesse

David: "Shower time. Benny, you coming?"
Benny: "I don't feel like going to the fair. Maybe I will take you up on that shower."
8-27-05

"We're all made of jelly inside, jelly and gooey stuff that's rainbow colored...except my heart is black and it has congealed into a ball of murder."
-Carlos
8-22-05

"You are hot and I miss you."
-Will to Carlos
6-28-05

Carlos: "You might want to have that looked at (Dan's broken finger)"
Dan: "Eff that shit. Only bitches get shit looked at. Guys pour beer on it and it's ok."
6-15-05

"I'm sure David can reach just about anyplace. I'm pretty sure he could wash your face with his wang with you both standing."
-Dan
6-15-05

David: "Carlos, you're not the bottom rung (ugly). You're like, 3rd rung."
Carlos: "3rd from the bottom?"
Dan: "Just think of all those people with horrible disfigurements. You own them."
6-12-05

David: "Carlos, he's questioning your manhood."
Dan: "Questioning? I shat all over it."
6-12-05

"Carlos, you are loved. I hate to say it, but it's true."
-David
5-19-05

David: "I love you Benny."
Benny: "I know."
David: "Physically."
5-19-05

Iva: "I'm not having any physical relations with anybody else."
David: "You were mind fucking someone else."
5-18-05

"Your face is a waffle of unattractiveness."
-Dan to Carlos
5-17-05

"Indeed, the anal orifice is an oft-overlooked but surprisingly titillating cavity."
-Dan rewritting part of my religious studies final paper.
5-16-05

"I just burped and farted at the same time. That’s never happened to me before. That was the coolest feeling ever. You need to try that."
-Dan
5-15-05

“Oh yeah. Men.”
-Will
5-15-05

"I prefer the company of men over that of women."
-Will
5-15-05

"You have a nice symmetrical face, Jules. I want to kiss you."
-Will
5-15-05

"I'm hungry. I want boys."
-Dan
5-10-05

"I want for you do die and then for your corpse to spontaneously combust and then I'd take the ashes and run them through the atomizer on an NMR spectrometer and take the vapor, put it in a metal case and fix it to a nuclear missile and then send the missle into the sun."
-Caitlin
5-10-05

"Your face is a race to attractiveness, and you're losing."
-Caitlin
5-10-05

"I would totally take advantage of a drunk chick right now."
-Crump
5-5-05

"My testes are not small enough to evade anybody. They weigh me down."
-Crump
5-5-05

"I love balls. Balls balls balls."
-Caitlin
4-23-05

"I'm going to fuck you in the ass so hard that David is going to feel it."
-Dan to Carlos
4-18-05

"I don't like brussel sprouts. They have brussels in them and I don't like Europe."
-Crump
4-16-05

"I'm actually heavier than Darren now, but I'm not going to butt rape him."
-Crump
4-16-05

"I effing love poop on my wang."
-Dan

Dan: "I like rubbing my balls."
Alex: "Around guys?"
Dan: "Just in general."
4-11-05

"Kelly, every time you don't recycle, a small brightly colored creature dies."
-Dave R.
4-11-05

Carlos: "I should get a job at the gym."
Dan: "They don't hire ugly people."
Carlos: "Damn."
3-12-05

Carlos: "I'm drinking lemonade instead of orange juice, just to be different. That's a huge departure."
Dan: "Yeah? Your face is a huge departure from attractive."
3-9-05

"Those buildings aren't meant to look good. They're like engineers, ugly but practical."
-David about the engineering quad.

"Remember that time we took a shower together and touched each other's wangs?"
-Dan to Will

"Get some new quotes you fuck."
-Dan
2-5-05

"..Like that sine, cosine stuff totally jumped out of my head..mmmmm head."
-Dan
1-26-05

"He has halitosis. Either that or he licks ass crack."
-David referring to Jules
1-22-05

Carlos: I sleep with one eye open and a knife under my pillow.
Dan: I sleep with both eyes closed and a dildo in my butt.
1-9-05

"Glaucoma is on the rise..you'll find someone."
-David to Carlos
12-29-04

"Butt sex is awesome, guys."
-Itza
12-26-04

"Yes and I have balls and a penis, a big one."
-Dani
12-22-04

"My balls smell awesome right now."
-Dan
12-17-04

"I would have sex with my blanket right now if I could."
-Alex
12-16-04

"A man's body is beautiful too."
-Alex
12-16-04

"I stand by that quote."
-Alex regarding above quote.
12-16-04

"I feel like it would come out easier if you hadn't packed it in so hard."
-Dan to Carlos while Dan takes a crap.
12-13-04

"You can come inside an asshole as many times as you want and a baby will never come out."
-Dan
12-13-04

"I love you faggot."
-Itza to Carlos
12-13-04

"You'd need a flashlight if you don't want to get lost in there."
-Dan referring to his ass hair.
12-12-04

"I was really hoping to see some cock last night."
-Caitlin
12-12-04

"I don't like fast moving balls flying at my face."
-Dani
-12-7-04

"Give me a sec to collect my bowels."
-Cristina
12-6-04

"I really hate little kids who are starving."
-Chris
10-15-04

"Imagine my nuts and then put them in garlic."
-Charles
10-14-04

Bao: "Don't be a sleepy mexican."
Carlos: "That's like asking me not to breathe."
10-13-04

"You know what's ugly? My nuts."
-Crump
10-8-04

“He’s obviously lying, he’s hideous.”
-David referring to Carlos
10-6-04

“Your penis is a penicillin palace.”
-David to Carlos
10-6-04

“He looks like a gay pirate whose leg fell asleep.”
-David referring to Dan
10-4-04

“You just cemented your place in the loser hall of fame.”
-David to Carlos
10-1-04

“Spread your wings and fly, little Carlos.”
-David

“Engineering books...I can pee on them they’re still dry.”
-Bao
9-27-04

“You’re looking particularly ugly today.”
-David to Carlos
9-24-04

“Your face is your birth control.”
-David to Carlos
9-24-04

“Yes, we’re all experts on anal explosions.”
-Benny
9-24-04

“You have to marry a model, Carlos, to offset the effects of your ugliness.”
-David
9-20-04

“I want to touch your ear as if I were touching a girl’s breast.”
-Kelly
9-20-04

“CU, where ugly people can find love.”
-David
9-17-04

Carlos: “I am the master of the bush.”
David: “So I’ve heard...”
9-17-04

“I try to keep gas out of our relationship. I try to pretend [Jesse] doesn't create it.”
-Kelly
9-16-04

“Um, hey, Fat-Los.”
-Kelly
9-16-04

“I always have revelations about my HW when I’m peeing.”
-Julia
9-16-04

“Oh, look at me. I’m Carlos. I’m ugly. I have a unibrow. I have facial hair and I eat Special K too.”
-David
9-15-04

David: “How’s it going?”
Jansen’s Guy: “Like a big ball of rabid cats with razor blades.”
9-13-04

“When it comes to women, you don’t have to worry, you’re so ugly.”
-David to Carlos
9-13-04

“No one likes you. You’re going to die soon.”
-David to Carlos
9-13-04

Carlos: “No one ever really...”
David: “Loved you?”
Carlos: “Right.”
9-13-04

“I’m going to make sweet culinary love to her.”
-David
9-12-04

“I know it’s frightening to have a well endowed black man standing in your doorway.”
-David
9-10-04

“I’m just into fucking everything.”
-Carlos
9-8-04

“Gummy bear genocide. There is no better form of genocide.”
-Carlos
9-8-04

“I wonder if they have two for one specials, or coupons.”
-Benny referring to mail order brides
9-7-04

Darren: “I did something stupid today.”
David: “I’m sure you did.”
9-7-04

“You can’t force feed love, it’ll vomit all over you.”
-David
9-7-04

“Damn you, paramecium.”
-David
9-6-04

“Did you have the velvet cape or didn’t you?”
-David to Drew
9-4-04

“Clearly my genitalia are superior to yours. I’m big boned. My endowment is bigger than Harvard’s.”
-David to co-workers
9-1-04

“I’ll kill you with wet lima beans.”
-David to Carlos
9-1-04

“I’m not nearly as ugly as you are.”
-David
8-31-04

“If it’s any consolation, I took a great crap.”
-Drew
8-31-04

“I want to be a professional mime assassin.”
-David
8-30-04

“It smelled like evil took a nap on our floor and farted repeatedly.”
-Carlos referring to Sperry hall room.
8-30-04

David: “What’s wrong with the door?”
Carlos: “You have to jack it off.”
8-29-04

“I never did quite get the hang of putting on shoes.”
-David
8-29-04

“Who needs feminine when you have a big burly woman.”
-Benny
8-28-04

“That’s a horrible sound, like a dying elephant scraping its tusk against steel, while stepping on cats.”
-David
8-28-04

“I always carry a rifle or shotgun of some kind. You never know what you’ll need to shoot.”
-Lonnie
8-25-04

“Northeast PA (Pennsylvania) is the asshole of the world.”
-Lonnie
8-25-04

Crump: “David, you’re an insightful and thoughtful human being.”
David: “Shut up.”
8-25-04

Crump: “Don’t worry. I pat myself on the back all the time.”
Drew: “I bet you pat yourself in the front too.”

“When I play Sim City 4, my economic policies are very republican.”
-Carlos
8-25-04

“All black people look alike to me.”
-Crump
8-25-04

“Do you know how many girls I’ve hidden my political affiliation from in the hopes of getting some?”
-Crump on being Republican
8-25-04

“Hi, is Benny there?”
-Benny
8-25-04

“Germans are just these evil little productive people.”
-Crump
8-24-04

“I’d become an alcoholic for the limes.”
-Carlos
8-23-04

“You’re like an ape, creating tools from your environment.”
-David to Carlos
8-22-04

“Those are homicidally good.”
-David referring to seasoned fries.
8-22-04

Carlos: A wood pecker?
David: Leave my genitals out of this.
7-24-04

“I was just thinking about you in the most non-homosexual way possible.”
-David
6-26-04

“I find your woefulness as a personal assault against me and my title as the most depressing person, ever.”
-Drew
6-9-04

“I hung up on you because you’re hideous.”
-David
6-8-04

“We should just buy you a blower so you can blow yourself every morning.”
-Maria (my sister)

“She wore a short sleeve shirt and a scarf. It made me want to kill.”
-David
1-29-04

“Beat me Carlos. Beat me good. Beat me like the naughty boy that I am.”
-Drew
11-30-03

Carlos: “You guys were homos.”
Drew: “I don’t deny that.”
11-20-03

“Shit is hitting the fan, and it’s at high RPM.”
-Benny
11-17-03

“He wanted to slap me with his noodle.”
-Vianney about Benny
11-12-03

“Carlos never looked so good.”
-Benny
11-12-03

Charles: “Isn’t Ben going to bitch about that?”
Chris: “We already quelled his bitching.”
11-7-03

“You don’t understand. I haven’t downloaded in so long. It’s like I just got out of rehab and someone handed me a crack pipe.”
-Benny on resuming downloading.
11-4-03

“I can be a dog house. Someone can come in me.”
-Ben
10-28-03

Carlos: Go get me something to eat.
Drew: Blow me. Then, we’ll talk.
10-27-03

Carlos: “I’m a fountain of knowledge.”
Drew: “I don’t want to drink from that fountain.”
10-17-03

“Jesse has Roman hair, when it’s not Jewish.”
-Kelly
10-15-03

“I love Andrew on top of me.”
-Kelly
10-15-03

“We should go take a nap.”
-Ben to Chris
10-8-03

“Cassandra, how does pornography square with your femi-nazi views?”
-Crump
10-4-03

“I’m completely straight now. No one seriously believes that I’m a flaming fairy.”
-Crump
10-4-03

“White chocolate doesn’t have chocolate?! My whole life has just been turned upside down.”
-Cassandra
10-4-03

“I’m going to have a good dream with fat men in tights wearing big hats.”
-Drew
9-29-03

Carlos: Maybe they’re enlightened?
Cassandra: Enlightened by my ass, pasty white, it would probably blind them.
9-25-03

“Death, destruction, chaos, carnage, cake...”
-Drew
9-23-03

“I have a grid system delineating my ass.”
-Cassandra
9-18-03

“I'm going to bed, after I write in my journal.”
-Crump
9-16-03

“When I think about it, I touch myself.”
-Drew
9-15-03

“You’re selling yourself short, short like a Chinese whore.”
-Drew
9-15-03

“I’ll stomp on her so hard, I’ll kill the fish inside the heel.”
-Drew
9-14-03

“I’ll fight a girl.”
-Crump
9-14-03

Crump: “What if your Mom came over?”
Drew: “Look what I got, Mom.”
(In reference to Drew’s girl girl poster)
9-14-03

“I’m going to give him one of my crosses ‘cause that motherfucker is going to need help.”
-Maria in reference to David
9-13-03

“I am the movie Don. Just remember that.”
-Benny
9-13-03

Carlos: Size does matter, Drew, when it comes to proteins. I would quote myself on that, but it’s against the rules.
Drew: The rules of engagement.
Carlos: (laughs)
Drew: We’re not getting married.
9-10-03

Carlos: You learn to etherize...
Nikki: Eat their eyes?
9-6-03

“Bao is a natural high.”
-Drew
9-2-03

“Now entering flavor country.”
-Jesse
9-2-03

“I thought those were illegal by decree of the fashion police.”
-Jesse in reference to white Dave’s hat
9-2-03

“w00t. Mute. Gook.”
-Drew
8-30-03

“I’m sweating like a shit head.”
-Bao
8-29-03

Bao: What the heck is a gook?
Charles: You.
8-28-03

“Degrade-atory”
-Bao
8-28-03

“I wish I could just fuck motivation into you.”
-Cassandra
8-24-03

“They were banging like maniacs”
-Cassandra
8-24-03

“Who would I solicit to get me pregnant?”
-Cassandra
8-23-03

Carlos: "Ben, I feel like laughing. What's your last name?"
Ben: "Herbert. Go on, get it out."
Carlos: (Laughs)

“Jesse and I would have hardcore ass babies.”
-Charles
7-25-03

“I’m a ho. Damn.”
-David
5-16-03

David’s Mom: We can use these boxes at home...
David: What are you going to do, make box forts?
5-16-03

“You are nothing. You are worthless. You are Drew on a no camping server.”
-David
5-16-03

Drew: I would imagine I would be very tender.
David: ...from all the ass pounding.
5-11-03

“I just need to de-bone the two of you.”
-Cassandra in reference to Carlos and Andrew
5-11-03

“How old are you when you’re thirteen?”
-Unknown
5-10-03

“Rachel is endothermic. She sucks my heat.”
-Ben
5-7-03

“Bao’s a premed and I don’t hate her. In fact, we make beautiful love together...on Charles’s bed.”
-David
5-7-03

Jesse: I’ve never seen ear fucking.
Drew: Well then, sir, you’ve never lived.
5-5-03

“What fuxits, I mean, what suffix, do you want to use?”
-Carlos to V Lo
5-2-03

“My sperm count it so high it’s like gravy.”
-David
5-2-03

“Can you hand me my sperm?”
-David
5-2-03

“You are indeed a bastard.”
-David
4-22-03

“I’m sick of being quoted.”
-David
4-22-03

David: My salivary flow rate is 5.5 milliliters per minute.
Carlos: What’s the average?
David: 1-2.
Carlos: Wow. You’re a dog.

“I don’t want Vianney. I don’t want any part of Vianney, not even the good parts.”
-Drew
4-19-03

“What the hell does a dick have to do with a bush?”
-Crump
4-19-03

“She’s blind. Take advantage of her.”
-David in reference to Bao
4-17-03

“Andrew is not exactly my type. He’s the type I’d abuse.”
-David
4-13-03

“Drop and give me 40...dollars.”
-Carlos to David
3-21-03

Daniel: What do you want to play?
Andrew: What do you want to lose in?
3-19-03

“Yeah I had slaves.”
-Jesse
3-11-03

“My people are drew. They’re drewids.”
-David in reference to Utopia
3-6-03

“If God had nuts they would definitely be cashews.”
-Ben
3-2-03

“I called you Vianney. That’s the biggest insult ever.”
-Jesse to Cassandra
3-2-03

“I’ll lay down and you can play with whatever part of me you want.”
-Ben to Benny
3-2-03

Charles: “I need to impregnate you Ben. I don’t know how, but I’m going to impregnate you.”
Ben: “I don’t know if I’m comfortable with that.
2-18-03

“Oh God, the wind just went up my ass.”
-Bao
2-6-03

“I’ve been mathed up the ass.”
-Drew
2-4-03

Charles: “It’s friggin’ weird. I need to play with it.”
Bao: “Your mom is weird. Why don’t you go play with her?”
2-3-03

“Oh yes, give it to me baby.”
-V lo to Carlos
1-30-03

“Look at me. I’m tall, I’m Aryan, I’m a punk bitch whore.”
David in reference to Ben
1-29-03

“I think of the uzi as kind of a staple...its absolutely necessary.”
-Charles
1-28-03

“Your balls aren’t good enough for me. They are dirty and they are too heavy.”
-V lo to David

“Carlos, your comment is unnecessary. We all know black people’s affinity for chicken.”
-David
1-26-03

“Did I hear you fart or was I dreaming?”
-Cassandra to Carlos
1-17-03

“Maybe if you were married you’d get a Swiss army knife that no one else has.”
-Andrew
12-15-02

“You can’t leave me alone with Bao, God knows what I’ll do.”
-Jesse
12-7-02

I don’t have anything I can thrust up your butt.”
-Cassandra to Carlos
12-8-02

“The dining hall onions here taste like bitter death.”
-Jesse
12-7-02

Carlos: “Butter.”
David: “What did you say?”
Carlos: “Butter.”
David: “Racist bastard.”
12-2-02

“What’s wrong with you Andrew, you used to be cool.”
-David
12-2-02

David: “What are you? Twelve?
Andrew: “Yes”
David: “Touche.”
11-25-02

“As a black man I am an expert in chicken, and I think I smell some.”
-David to Andrew
11-25-02

David: “Drew have you ever thought about using your voice for singing?
Andrew: “No.”
David: “Good.”
11-25-02

David: “Do I look like a white surfer to you?”
Andrew: “Yes, sometimes, in the right light.”
11-25-02

“Now I know how Napoleon felt when George Washington invaded. My empire is crumbling before me.”
-David
11-25 -02

Carlos: “Drew, if you were a girl, what would you want for Christmas?”
Andrew: “A man.”
11-30-02

Andrew: “It’s fun. The world would be a better place if we all spanked our monkey’s more. And you can quote me on that.”
11-25-02

Charles: “I really want to shoot Martha Stewart in the head...with AIDS.”
David: “Super bubonic hyper AIDS.”
11-24-02

“I lost my practical virginity two semesters ago.”
-Cassandra (referring to Deuts Lab Practical)
11-24-02

Carlos: “I thought you said that was one of your first gay memories.”
Andrew: “Yeah, it was one of the first.”
11-23-02

“Aw, look at you all cuddled up and ugly.”
-Vianney to Carlos
11-?

“I killed Moses.”
Andrew
11-11-02

“If you grew a blonde beard you would remind me of white trash.”
-Cassandra to Charles
11-11-02

“Maybe that’s why whitey hated on blacks and hispanics; penis envy.”
-Carlos
11-10-02

Carlos: “Are you black?”
David: “Sometimes. On Tuesdays.”
11-10-02

“I should just become a pirate and wreak havoc on the seas.”
-Vianney
11-10-02

Carlos to David: I like those pants. Those are cool pants.
Vianney: I’m cool. Want to wear me?
11-10-02

"This song is the ultimate aphrodisiac."
-David listening to the Imperial March (Darth Vader's theme)
11-7-02

"Don't write that down."
-David to Carlos regarding above quote
11-7-02

"I wish I was a mushroom...a toxic one...feeding on feces."
-David
10-16-02

"It was friendly fire. I meant well."
-David
10-16-02

"Laptops are meant to be small, they're supposed to fit on your lap, not Al Roker's lap."
-David
10-16-02

"I thought you were someone else. I was so happy until I saw that it was you."
-Bao to Carlos
10-6-02

"Seriously I will fuckin' kill you."
-Bao
10-6-02

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